Jolly Good Spanking

The English language, and how she is fraught! Sometimes I think my native tongue is my second language. Gaea knows what my first one is? But I do despair sometimes at the depths to which the education of some has sunk. I knew my education was sadly lacking, all those years ago, so I read more. I hope over the years I've caught up to where it should have been, when I left school. My spelling remains atrocious - Thank (insert God's name here) for spelling checkers. Of course, I still have to remember to use the darn things!

I think some captions have a lovely idea, but are ruined by simple grammatical errors. MS-Word isn't the only word processor with a grammar checker. I suppose with one hand on the keyboard and the other on... well you know, you don't have a free hand to click a mouse button a couple of times. Heat of the moment?

This first caption can be viewed as educational. I hope it also entertains. I also hope you don't have to be entertained to learn things!

A couple of series for pure entertainment. Enjoy...

I hope you've learnt to swim. You never know when it can come in handy.

Have we learnt anything yet?

Where you'll end up, if you stop learning!

I can't help but wonder if very beautiful ladies think all men are dolts. After all, it's usually what they see us do around them?

What we deserve?

Running Out Of Bikini Clad Babes

I think the bikini was one of the best inventions (or rediscoveries) to come out of the 1960s. I wouldn't want to wear one, but I do admire ones filled to capacity on lovely ladies.

Bikinis aren't just for the beach. There is bikini underwear to enjoy, too. - Not to mention all the tight material types.

I don't know about you, but I like to be reminded that there is beauty in the world. I hope we never run out of lovely ladies willing to have their picture taken, wearing their bikini.

Normal People Have Outrageous Fantasies

Have you ever heard the phrase, "watch out for the quiet ones"? Perhaps I shouldn't say any more?

Ah, snot. It's my blog, and I'll rant, if I want to...

Q: So, am I normal?
A: Don't know. Don't care.

Statistically, the more you take into account, (height, weight, eye colour, appreciation of fairy lights, etc.), the more scatter charts you end up with. Find the middle of each one, and discover that the centre dots are not the same person. So, after many days of work, you can prove to yourself that a normal person does not exist. We are all individuals. Everybody repeat, after me... We are all individuals.

Now isn't it sad that society is geared up to only deal with Mr and Mrs Average and their son or daughter Master or Miss Normal?

My conclusion: Be outrageous, but don't scare the horses or the straights.

Understanding Submission

It must be clear even to your pet goldfish that I like being submissive. So, even though I don't know why, once past that, I know how I feel; I know what I like.

I've met submissive ladies, and have found a kindred spirit. We understand one another. It makes for some very interesting role play. - Smack! "Is that too hard?" Is perhaps not the best question to ask, under the circumstances! I just couldn't shake off my gentlemanly behaviour. One does not hit a lady! Well... Unless she asks nicely for a spanking? And yes, we agreed a safe-word.

Clearly I'm discussing power exchange, and not abuse. (Safe, sane AND consensual - remember?)

So, is it possible for two subs to power exchange? Obviously it depends on the couple. However, it does require a bit more thought. Maybe I can sum this up with: Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you. But only after you've agreed a safe-word.

Some very proper pleasure:

Nurses are supposed to be submissive, right?

Anna is a submissive, but I would love her to hold my key:

A possible solution?:

Never Find The Caption You Want

About this time of year I think, "I know, I'll post a couple of captions with a Christmas theme". Of course, my very next thought is, "Where the snot did I put them?"

To quote a well know comedian, "May your God go with you". For some others: May Gaea smile upon you. For the Atheists: Hope you can put off oblivion for as long as possible. For everyone: "Be as nice to others as you would want them to be to you, and make that last all year".

Enjoy...

ptathuk