If Ever I Need to Escape

I had plans to blog more and resurrect my second blog. Busy times, for all sorts of off-topic reasons. Anyway, enjoy the as complete an escape as I can make right now...

I'm not sure, but I think this is the awesome Miss Kitsch.

Celebrating Failure

In the UK the 5th of November is celebrated as Guy Fawkes Night with fireworks. It is to celebrate a Spanish Catholic failing to destroy The House Of Lords in 1605. Guy's effigy is placed on bonfires at the centre of these celebrations. I've always wondered that if we were celebrating a success, wouldn't the day be called Parliament's Day?

Only we British seem to celebrate failure. My home is a strange land.

Anyway, enjoy the uncertainties...

Statistics

I've just seen the statistics on my page views. It's over a thousand a day! Well, you know the old saying? - There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Not quite sure what to make of all this attention. So, just a thank you for those of you that stop by.

Anyway, it's Autumn. Time to remind ourselves that Summer wasn't that long ago, right? How many of you had a chastity holiday? (You lucky bar-stewards!) Enjoy the swimsuits...

Variable Caption Lengths

Just as I go through phases liking curvy ladies to slightly slimmer Oriental ladies to a leather clad dominatrix to a "girl next door" (with a kinky side), etc., I seem to vary the length of my captions. Sometimes I like a story, other times the caption is like a single panel from a comic.

The long caption is like I set the scene, and explore the fantasy in depth. The short caption is like popcorn, or just exploring a single moment.

As with any of this, I have no idea why. Just enjoy...

Throw-away Blogging

I've noticed that some blogs now no longer have pages, just one big page. For Internet connects that are not that great, it is almost impossible to go to the beginning of the blog. The whole page will never load.

There must be a number of unfounded assumptions that make this design desirable?
- Internet connections are perfect everywhere, all of the time.
- Those that are going to read the blog will discover it as soon as it is started.
- Once discovered, followers will read it, even when on holiday.

Or is it that those blogs made more than a few days ago should be quickly forgotten?

I think this is a sad comment on our seemingly instant gratification / throw-away lifestyle. Must we really have that iDo-Hicky the very day it goes on sale?

I might not be on the bleeding-edge of technology, but I find I get less paper cuts this way. Enjoy the fantasies...

Deleted Blog

For those wondering where my second blog has gone, it's been deleted by Blogger. The reason given in the e-mail I received was that one of the blogs contained child porn.

I am mortified that this could happen. I did not recognise any of my captioned images as containing such material, and it appals me that I let any such image slip through. I would like to go on record that I am a firm believer in "Safe, sane and consensual" sexual activity, and by definition any child will be incapable of making an informed consensual choice.

The complete removal of an entire blog may seem extreme, but child porn is so abhorrent that the measure is justified.

I will simply have to be more vigilant in future with the images I choose to caption.

ptathuk