I Need A Holiday...

I need a holiday, but it will be ages before I get one. Real life intruding, and all that. Still, I can fantasise. Here are some of them. Enjoy...

First up, a two parter.

Fat Chicks In Rubber

Yes, I do realise how derogatory the phrase "Fat Chicks" can be. Like any piece of writing designed to attract the eye, it's all in the title. I hope you can forgive the low tactic? After all, I do happen to think all of these ladies lovely. I've no idea where the acronym BBW first appeared, but I whole-heartedly agree with the second letter – beautiful. Am I forgiven, yet?

Now for the second part: What could be more fun than a lovely lady in something black and shiny? So, just to recap - here's two of my favourite things. Enjoy...

This is one of my favourite outfits she has. Don't forget to check out the lovely Kimmy. Link is on the right panel.

And to end on a high note: again the lovely Kimmy. Well worth the surf.

I Miss Leap Years

Remember that on a 29th of February a lady can do the proposing? For a submissive, this opportunity is a long time to wait!

I wonder if times have changed where this is no longer the norm? How many of you are married, after the lady popped the question, but it wasn't on any 29 February?

I think a sizable part of the submissive psyche is that they get turned on by a lady who knows what she wants. - As long as what she wants is the submissive guy? Enjoy the ladies, who know what they want...

Jolly Good Spanking

The English language, and how she is fraught! Sometimes I think my native tongue is my second language. Gaea knows what my first one is? But I do despair sometimes at the depths to which the education of some has sunk. I knew my education was sadly lacking, all those years ago, so I read more. I hope over the years I've caught up to where it should have been, when I left school. My spelling remains atrocious - Thank (insert God's name here) for spelling checkers. Of course, I still have to remember to use the darn things!

I think some captions have a lovely idea, but are ruined by simple grammatical errors. MS-Word isn't the only word processor with a grammar checker. I suppose with one hand on the keyboard and the other on... well you know, you don't have a free hand to click a mouse button a couple of times. Heat of the moment?

This first caption can be viewed as educational. I hope it also entertains. I also hope you don't have to be entertained to learn things!

A couple of series for pure entertainment. Enjoy...

I hope you've learnt to swim. You never know when it can come in handy.

Have we learnt anything yet?

Where you'll end up, if you stop learning!

I can't help but wonder if very beautiful ladies think all men are dolts. After all, it's usually what they see us do around them?

What we deserve?

Running Out Of Bikini Clad Babes

I think the bikini was one of the best inventions (or rediscoveries) to come out of the 1960s. I wouldn't want to wear one, but I do admire ones filled to capacity on lovely ladies.

Bikinis aren't just for the beach. There is bikini underwear to enjoy, too. - Not to mention all the tight material types.

I don't know about you, but I like to be reminded that there is beauty in the world. I hope we never run out of lovely ladies willing to have their picture taken, wearing their bikini.