Are You Happy?

Turn on the news, listen to the radio, or look at a newspaper, and the world is bleak. Double dip recession, who stabbed who (in glorious technicolour), and everybody lies. (Gregory House quote.)

What you need is a break from all that nonsense. I know, how about a wedding? What kind of bride would you like? Any of these fit the bill?

Careful Wishing

When we are at the height of arousal, do we make wise decisions? I hope not. So, when we ask a keyholder to be strict, mean and bitchy, there's always the safe-word, right? I mean, it's only not having orgasms. How hard can that be?

These keyholders are looking forward to finding out. Enjoy...

Runaway Train

I've noticed that comments on this and other blogs are more favourable when the captions describe very mean keyholders. I guess the submissive voice, (usually silent. Gagged, perhaps?), has spoken? I find the notion that the guy is the instigator of his own teasing is very hot. Hope you like these?

Sorry - Reblog

I was re-reading my most recent blog on my secondary blog: Chastity Fantasies of an Obsessive Fantasist. I realised that I should've posted it here.

Fantasies Are Not Politically Correct
It never ceases to amaze me the lengths to which some go to pronounce something wrong. A classic example is that recently the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation - not, well you know?) decided that they were going to drop BC and AD from date references, as it might offend non-Christians. The way things are heading, we won't be using so much as an indefinite article, as there must be someone somewhere that 'it' might upset!!

I'm well aware that there are other forms of communication, other than the written or spoken word. But I happen to think it an important one. However, we are fast running the risk of arriving in an Orwellian world of using 'double plus good' in place of 'marvelous', 'terfific', 'fantastic', etc. Sadly, even these words have lost their individual meanings. - Such a pity.

Recently I was told I was misusing a word. Always one to recognise my imperfections, I asked what word should I be using. I was met with abuse, from a different blogger. I found the attitude stunningly disappointing. To quote Mr Spock of Star Trek, "For everything there is a first time." Maybe we should all take a minute to tell the difference between 'ignorance' and 'stupidity'? Ignorance can be instantly remedied with a few kind, understanding words. Stupidity will sadly repeat itself. I would urge everyone to err on the side of suspecting ignorance.

The world of fetishes, S&M, BDSM, Leather/Rubber/Latex/PVC/Spandex etc. attire, Power Exchange, T&D, Cuckolding, to name a few, is full of incorrectness. However, this is who we are. We can't just say, "Oh I don't like [XXX] because I'm not supposed to". It's never going to work that way. A person can tie themselves up in emotional knots, which is far more unhealthy than getting some rope and playing (safely) with a little bondage. This is obvious to me, but how many people, not 'in the scene' even come close to this understanding?

There was a WW2 pilot that had a black Labrador called 'Nigger'. I saw a remake of the 1950s film will airbrush this loyal squadron mascot from history, all because of his name. Robertson's (makers of fine jams and marmalade) used a Golliwog (a child's toy, like a black teddy bear, dating back to before the Great War (WW1)) for a trademark. They bowed to pressure from the PC zealots and no longer use it. And, just to be clear, the London Underground is not a political movement.


On the subject of an apology...

Stop Wanking - This Is A Chastity Blog!

Stop that! Yes, you. Stop wanking. You're reading a chastity blog, so have a little restraint. Well, actually, have a lot of restraint. So, wanking over chastity fantasies, eh? Well, well, that's a bit of a paradox. So you like paradoxes? ...

The old Sci-Fi time travel paradox, of going back in time to kill your grandfather, so you'd never get born. Who is it then that goes back in time to do the murder?

Back on theme... So you go back in time to stop yourself cuming, last Tuesday. Tease & denial - great! Then you come forward in time to when you left. Do you remember the orgasm?

Have you stopped wanking, yet?

I bet none of you stopped. Can't have it both ways, or can you?

Re-Blogging

I've been surfing - as you do. What has surprised me is the number of reblogs I come across. (Heavy de-ja-vou.) Also the number of bloggers that just post an image, with not a word of why they like the image. I always thought a good comment made a blog. Obviously, this is just me?

This image has appeared on quite a few of these sites, minus my caption. Those that have made a comment say how much they wish they were the guy. I can't supress a giggle, as I altered this image, adding the CB-3000 to make it better for the caption. It's as much a fantasy as the caption. I hope the original couple don't come in for some teasing. You can just imagine it, can't you? - Their friends turning up to a dinner party and demanding to see the CB-3000. My apologies, if they do.

I've mentioned on both my blogs how I like to alter images. This is my therepy - fantasy. I hope in my persuit of a good caption I don't inadvertantly cause a problem for the people in the photo. That said, re-blog away! I can hardly get precious over images I've found, many of which were re-blogged.

And now for some...

If you're wondering what I did to the above image, it used to be black and white.

 

Do you think he looks worried or excited to you?