The Weaker Sex

Apart from cute oriental ladies, (you all know this already), what really sends me is giving it up for a lady that is obviously much weaker than I. I love to be 'persuaded' gently. "For me... Please?" (Melt!)

Being in a position of no choice has it's moments, but I still love the consensual from 'safe, sane and consensual' play.

(Sorry, Tom. Another Club gig.)

Search Me

Have you ever gone away on holiday, and left the keys at home?

Just fantasy, this one. I think this is a silly thing to do for real. You can never anticipate emergencies. You could bring the key in a sealed container, and promise each other not to brake the seal.

Where Nobody KnowsYour Name

Do you let yourself go a bit, when you're away from it all? Do the games get more inventive?

I like the idea that a partner would play, and even make suggestions. Luguage locks are just the right size.

Another Day At The Gym

A proper tease themed hotel would have a proper gym. And the lovely trainer! What would you do to impress her?

Personnally I find gyms nothing but well decorated torture chambers. However, if the guards looked like this lady, I think I'd make an effort.

Fishing, Not Catching

I like the idea of a themed holiday resort, where all the guys must be in a chastity belt. Of course, all the lady members of staff are 'drop-dead' gorgeous.

I love the notion that fishing is relaxing, although I've never been. I don't think I'd want to catch anything, though. That wouldn't be relaxing. Better just to go fishing, and not catching.

I'll Take The Large One

We all want to afford the 'large' one; to not have any money worries. I think that the biggest cause of marital stress today is money worries. Do all those adverts actually work? Some are so banal, it does make one wonder.

Personally, I like getting the best I can afford, in the hope it will last a long time. Although, I must admit, I've yet to go shopping for a dildo. How does one approach the sales lady, and request 'the large one, please'?

Acceptance

I suppose, we all want to be accepted for who we are? An essential first step, I feel, is acceptance of one's self. I think too many people worry about what others think. This is not to say the sensitivities of others are to be ignored. As the saying goes, as long as you don't scare the horses, or the straights...

I saw a lovely comedy called 'Gimme, Gimme, Gimme', about a gay guy and his straight girl flatmate. He was describing another gay guy he knows, and he used the phrase, "He's so far in the closet, he's in f**kin' Narnia." Such an image!

Do kinky people also have these closets?