Sunday 1 February 2009

Symptoms of Old Age and How Chastity Helps

Have you ever gone into a room, or up stairs for something, then forgot what it was? I'm willing to bet a fair number of you. Old age is gallopping over the horizon at you, and there's no escape!

Have you ever gone into a room, or up stairs for your chastity belt keys, then forgot to get them? No, I don't suppose any one has. So what does this tell us? Well, chastity helps increase concentration and improves memory, and helps to fend off the symptoms of old age. Yeah!

If your chosen keyholder is vanilla, try telling them this. Maybe it'll help you get more chastity belt time. You never know...

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