You know it's a complete fantasy that you'll find a chastity belt that you can wear forever, straight out of the box, right? I like impossible fantasies.
If you had a real live Barbra Eden, what would you wish? (In conrext, of course.)
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3 years ago
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My wish: a chastity belt that was indestructable, 24/7 wearable out of the box, with timer that ran backwards when I was turned on.
Oh, Giles. Yes! Nice one. And a keyholder? Who would be the lucky keeper of the timer?
Any others want to rub Barbra Eden's lamp?
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